"Dude, how are you going to watch all of those episodes in a week?"
"But that’s not good for you—"
One time my super religious aunt came to visit and gave me a blessed cross since I’m an atheist and she thinks she can convert me.
I picked it up and immediately dropped it screaming “IT BURNS! IT BURNS US!”
She was super pissed off at me and my dad came in to see what the commotion was, picked up the cross and did THE EXACT SAME THING!
My aunt doesn’t visit anymore.
The Fault In Our Stars : Hazel Grace (-)
I like how this is suppose to be emotional but John has sharpie all over his face.
The only way to respond when someone asks you “why do you write strong female characters.”
The last one.
ever in one of those moods where u just wanna sit in the shower and not move
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me
it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape
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